wow! the last post was like WHAT jan 19-_- that's a very long time ago...
haiz..
must rmb this place leh! its so 搞怪 and cute and it makes me super happy when i come here. so must MUST come and blog.. even random stuff:D even once in a blue moon! but must rmb this place:DDDD
okay.. trying to be 搞怪 here again:D
haha:DDD some super lame result of a super lame msn convo:DD haha when you get sian you get this:DDD
IDEAS FOR CONCEPT STORES:Ddisclaimer: ideas here are copyrighted kays! dont kop and open a store for yourself://(oh and you need loads of imagination)
1. piano with the white keys black and the black keys white:D
2. left handed guitar (not new idea:D but good stuff to put in the interesting shop:D)
3. left-handed mouse
4. printing the english books like the chinese books:D from back to front:D
5. door with doorknob. but must PUSH the doorknob inwards to open the door:D
6. fridge door swings upwards instead of opening at the hinges:D (like sports cars doors:D)
7. water bottles like rabbit/hamster bottles (drink fromt he bottom instead of the top:D)
8. orange highlighter that is actually a correction tape in disguise (highlights stuff WHITE aka correction fluid highlighter-style)
9. inside out t shirts:D
10. hoodies with REAL ZIPPERS but thenthe zippers dont work
11. mirrors that only reflect the image of someone/something (this one is spooky:D)
12. notebooks but then the pages are all filled with like maybe WRITE HEREs:D only the cover pages are blank:D
13. thumbdrive slide-slide style:D (if you know what i mean:D)
14. cd covers without cds in them and they can mix their own compilations LEGALLY:D of course put them in customised cd pockets:D
15. never finishing foolscap paper pad!!!:D (with the right amout for each day:D)
16. 招財貓 becomes 招財狗/ 招財鳳梨(pineapple with the hand going up and down:DDD HAHA:D)/招財apple
17. ice mkers that makes ice bite size so that we wont chew on the ice:D
18. clock that goes anticlockwise instead of clockwise:D
haha
:D
we very ZAI:D
entrepreneurs in the making:D
haha:DDDDDDDDDD
we rock:D
and i love this place like mad!:D
---------------->jammytwin:DDDDDDDDDDD
Monday, June 1, 2009
+ + + 3:22 AM + + +
wow! the last post was like WHAT jan 19-_- that's a very long time ago...
haiz..
must rmb this place leh! its so 搞怪 and cute and it makes me super happy when i come here. so must MUST come and blog.. even random stuff:D even once in a blue moon! but must rmb this place:DDDD
okay.. trying to be 搞怪 here again:D
haha:DDD some super lame result of a super lame msn convo:DD haha when you get sian you get this:DDD
IDEAS FOR CONCEPT STORES:Ddisclaimer: ideas here are copyrighted kays! dont kop and open a store for yourself://(oh and you need loads of imagination)
1. piano with the white keys black and the black keys white:D
2. left handed guitar (not new idea:D but good stuff to put in the interesting shop:D)
3. left-handed mouse
4. printing the english books like the chinese books:D from back to front:D
5. door with doorknob. but must PUSH the doorknob inwards to open the door:D
6. fridge door swings upwards instead of opening at the hinges:D (like sports cars doors:D)
7. water bottles like rabbit/hamster bottles (drink fromt he bottom instead of the top:D)
8. orange highlighter that is actually a correction tape in disguise (highlights stuff WHITE aka correction fluid highlighter-style)
9. inside out t shirts:D
10. hoodies with REAL ZIPPERS but thenthe zippers dont work
11. mirrors that only reflect the image of someone/something (this one is spooky:D)
12. notebooks but then the pages are all filled with like maybe WRITE HEREs:D only the cover pages are blank:D
13. thumbdrive slide-slide style:D (if you know what i mean:D)
14. cd covers without cds in them and they can mix their own compilations LEGALLY:D of course put them in customised cd pockets:D
15. never finishing foolscap paper pad!!!:D (with the right amout for each day:D)
16. 招財貓 becomes 招財狗/ 招財鳳梨(pineapple with the hand going up and down:DDD HAHA:D)/招財apple
17. ice mkers that makes ice bite size so that we wont chew on the ice:D
18. clock that goes anticlockwise instead of clockwise:D
haha
:D
we very ZAI:D
entrepreneurs in the making:D
haha:DDDDDDDDDD
we rock:D
and i love this place like mad!:D
---------------->jammytwin:DDDDDDDDDDD
Monday, June 1, 2009
+ + + 3:22 AM + + +
hello
3 mad kids one day, decided to make a blog. and you're staring at it now. YOU GET IT? you dont? oh sad for you. poor thing, go learn some english before coming here. oh yes before i forget you must learn chinese too because its going to be full of chinese
oh yes, did i forget to add, that we really rock the whole world down until its going to crumble on your heads? better get a helmet yeah? its only $10++, you can buy from me though.
i tell you.. this blog shall be super cute, yet super emo. dun get it? better sort out your thoughts before you come here~ if you're feeling too emo, then leave (there are instructions below).
criminal 1: infamous domestic-violence machine ahma
OH YES I BEAT PEOPLE REAL HARD, ITS $1 FOR 1 HIT YOU KNOW, and i swear you'll be cured of all your coughs or something because you're never going to cough again after that OMG-mighty-powerful hit :D HEH. oh yes did i forget to tell you i'm a kid? :D
criminal 2: smart environmentally friendly and absolute cracker jammytwin
i am a good environmentalist, because i detest the use of DDT,and im part of kyoujins that go "live earth".. "neutral" and yes i know i rock at dancing can you say no!?!??! >:D oh yes, you might need to protect yourself if you're my enemy cos i'm secretly learning acupuncture with my nametag
criminal 3: mad and ready to be in a mental hospital liewWANjane
no point talking to me, because you wont understand what i'm talking about, if you ever understand what i'm talking about, good for you, if you never understand, good for you too, you're normal. and beware of my metal skin because i have developed resistance against ahma's violence
therefore, the consequences of you NOT pressing that big red cross on the top right hand corner, no you idiot! the right side! not the left! honestly are you colourblind? cant you see colour differences? yes finally you got the right button, yes press that, and BYEBYE!
whats up
the absolute favs include (not in FAVOURITE order ok)
1. 方大同
2. 蘇打綠
3. 王若琳
4. 東方神起 (aha! :D)
5. L.Lawliet aka Matsuyama Kenichi
6. Yamashita Tomahisa
7. Haruma Miura
8. Utada Hikaru
9. Rawiri in "The Whale Rider"
10. Puck in "A Midsummer's Night Dream"
11. Yamada Ryosuke(only him and not the whole hey say jump!)
12. 惡作劇2吻
oh yes. 7 and 8 apply only to criminal 3. I'M NOT THAT HIGH OVER 6 NOW, but criminal 2 is still there, and criminal 1 and 3 are hopelessly in love with 4, criminal 2 and 3 loves the music of 1, 2, and 3. criminal 1 and 2 always watches 12 and get super fed up with the characters, and everyone loves number 5
惡名昭彰榜
1. ddt -- never fails to poison people
2. zq -- never fails to bore people
3. 棒棒堂 -- never fails to snatch people's songs
4. F4 (except 仔仔)-- never fails to make people puke
5. 郭美美 -- never fails to try to act cute
6. 歐德洋 -- never fails to bore people's ears
7. BIGBANG -- never fails to kill people's ears
8. WONDERGIRLS -- never fails to kill people's ears
9. FT ISLAND -- never fails to piss people off
10. BaeSeulGi -- never fails to be criticised
11. SS501 -- never fails to try to fight dbsk and lose
12. Rain -- never fails to make himself high status
13. Johnny's Entertainment -- never fails to churn out lousy bands
i want/i need
i want a genie lamp, can you give that to me?
no thankyou, i need o levels to be abolished, unless you can give me that. THANKYOU SO MUCH KAMSAHAMNIDA ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU KAMSIA APA KHABAR 謝謝 谢谢 GRACIOS and whatever language i still know
i need tons of money too. do you want to be a kind donor to the needy fund of the musketeers (if i remember correctly there are 3 musketeers right? and the story ended stupidly having 4 musketeers)
the musketeers need more money to buy their muskets to rob robin hood which robbed the rich. :D HEH
and i need more money to collect albums!
PS: we seem kind of sad, because there are more people we hate than the people we love. AWW.