in lieu of the great dream of opening a cd shop that provides every single thing under the whole round blue-green earth, the twins have drawn up a proposal and passed it to ahma, director of _____ bank to review and decide whether our proposal has the capability for investments.
because we are an incorruptible and transparent organisation, we hereby present you with our raw proposal, unedited, and fresh from the oven.
as you see beside these words, a purple post-it. there is an edited version of the layout of the shop, but it is currently under the security of AHMA, who is still currently reviewing our proposal to decide whether to invest in our organisation.
we will try to obtain the edited version (which is neater and more organised) as soon as possible, from ahma.
all neat words and drawings are credited to jammytwin the wonderful artist. and the ugly words + ugly squarish drawings are credited to liewWANjane.
zoom may be needed to see the picture better. please use windows photo gallery for best results of zooming.
we have the obligation to inform you that, because this is a draft of our proposal (which we have not completed), there may be differences in our current and ongoing proposal and this copy that you (whoever you are) have reviewed. as i have stated above, we will try to obtain the current edited copy of our proposal (layout of the shop) from ahma as soon as possible, and present it all of you (whoever you are).
a 5 page word proposal regarding finance and the operations of the shop will be out soon, and these will also be reviewed by ahma. we hope that she will have the confidence in investing in our project. it will also be published to show our appreciation and respect of the public.
-----------
HAHA i'm trying to write it in a VERY VERY VERY formal way so ahma can DECIDE TO GIVE US MONEYYY $$$ :D like. IF I HAVE TO WRITE PROPOSAL, then its like GOD so bloody long. HAHAHA and 5 page is like an underestimation actually. ok maybe its an overestimation. i'm not very sure. :D
haha suddenly very hyper now :DD THE PERSUADE AHMA PROJECT STARTS! :D
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
+ + + 8:00 AM + + +
BIG NEWS:
THE DYNAMIC AMAZING WONDERFUL TWINS -- JAMMYTWIN+JANEYTWIN ARE GOING TO OPEN A CD-SHOP!
this cd shop is going to contain all the cds around the world, whether is it japan version/korean version/hongkong version/taiwan version of korean bands like dongbangshinki/super junior/snsd/big bang/wonder girls/ft island/ss501/kara/csjh cds, or japanese bands like chemistry/gospellers/KAT-TUN/ARASHI/NewS/W-inds./WaT/HeySayJump! or korean singers like RAIN/BoA/lee seung gi/se7en, or japanese singers like ken hirai/K/utada hikaru/yuna ito/ayaka/ayumi hamasaki/koda kumi, or unknown chinese artistes like 胡歌, or famous boybands and girlbands like fahrenheit/lollipop/S,H.E, or great composers cum singers who doesnt receive much recognition like 张悬/弦子/小宇, or mega superstars like 周杰伦/王力宏/蔡依林/孙燕姿/张韶涵/林俊杰/罗志祥/陈奕迅/张信哲/张学友 or super talented bands like 五月天/苏打绿 or wonderful singers like 李玖哲/方大同/王若琳/吴克群/李圣杰 or rising stars like SJ-M/星光一班二班三班/快乐帮/张栋梁/郭静, WE WILL HAVE ALL THE CDS RELEASED IN ASIA! (of course its cpop, jpop and kpop)
and you think we do not have DVDs? DVD deluxe versions, concert DVDs, hidden clip DVDs, official DVDs, we do have all of them, in your preference of japan version/korea version/taiwan version/hongkong version/mainland china version, and also in first press/non first-press edition.
whats better is that, you can request for CDs that you want and we will ship it in for you! so that you wont be underprivileged living in singapore compared to the rest of the world! of course, no extra shipping charges will be charged. you can also reserve any CDs / DVDs that you would like to buy, or you can be placed on a waiting list for an unreleased CD/DVD, so that you can receive your CD/DVD as soon as possible! best thing is, reservations or pre-orders do not have any additional charges imposed!!!
HOWEVER, no merchandise other than CDs and DVDs are to be sold. BUT, CDs/DVDs that come with posters or extra goodies are sold. you can purchase artiste merchandise from our other shop, which has not been under development or planning yet.
AND!!!! this CD-shop gurantees you that whatever CDs /DVDs that you buy here is cheaper than what you can find in other CD shops in singapore. HMV, CD-Rama, Sembawang, Music Junction, Laser Flair etc. we also gurantee that old albums are also available in stock, so you can find the CD you wish easily.
THIS CD SHOP WILL BEAR ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGED CDs/DVDs SOLD TO THE CUSTOMER. REFUNDS/REPLACEMENTS WILL BE GIVEN FOR DAMAGED GOODS SOLD. the owners themselves understand the angst of buying damaged goods and rejected for refunds/replacements. VALUE FOR MONEY IS IMPORTANT and we gurantee you that the CDs/DVDs are in the best condition for sale.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: this cd-shop strictly forbids the selling of pirated CDs. because the owners themselves understand the pain of buying CDs. and the existence of any pirated CDs are loathed and hated in 50km radius of the shop.
----------------------------------------------END OF ANNOUNCEMENT
this is a new aspiration collaboration of the 2 twins together, who will be 天下无敌! because this cd shop is so going to rock everyone's socks with its collection of CDs and DVDs!
of course, all that sock-rocking is not going to start without a name, so we're hiring people to come out with a name for this wonderful CD shop! financed by DBSK bank led by non other than the great AHMA who so generously decided to loan us money to start this business after we proposed for a loan (microfinancing)
any suggestions please leave a tag on the tagboard of himitsupimi[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com or baka-jin[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com or cheemalogystress[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com. otherwise, contact the owners through email -- wanjaneliew@yahoo.com.sg
after opening the CDshop, the 2 owner twins might expand and set up a bookstore too, but that's still under process. and besides, i can really explain books that well. TELL ME CDs, ahh OF COURSE I CAN CRAP OUT A LOT. but books? hmm maybe jammytwin might be better with that.
yeah. HOHO i feel damn funny typing all these :D and its late. WHOA. must tell ahma to come read this tomorrow :D
hahaha :D I LOVE THIS MANN!! :D dreaming about so much stuff lately. because got no test. totally 放松 until like hell.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
+ + + 8:25 AM + + +
happy birthday to ghost. 14.05.2008 happy birthday to melissa 20.05.2008 happy birthday to feather 22.05.2008
SAENGIL CHUKA HAMNIDA~
erm. actually had 9 mins but now left with 4 :( because i went to slack :( ok 3.
erm. YEAH. suddenly i got nothing to write jiayou for geog test!
shh. can you hear them? the secret conspiracies that everyone is plotting.
i cant.
i thank myself for not understanding so much sometimes. i'll be forever deluded in my nice sweet perfect world, my mind will be unwavered by the ugliness of the world, and i can remain who i am, sane and original.
inevitably, our identities are washed away by the rushing tides of the human world. if we lock ourselves up, maybe we can retain some of that us where we were born with. sometimes, its better to be like that.
-----------------------------------
today sucks :/ the durian puffs are cheering me up though! my 5th one alr! (i'm definitely going to grow fat!!!)
and do i look english pro? -_- dear instructor cum friend ms mabel li says i do. I DONT. i'm so cheena can. and i had to tell her i'm going to fail english, and she was like :O REALLY OMG. hahaa and i tell her i love to read 读者 and she totally went foaming at her mouth or something.
is it that bad, like telling people i like chinese better than english??? -_- and i was spazzing over the newest issue of 读者 (because i had nothign to do) and then later started reading. SERIOUSLY the stories in this new issue is good. but OK besides that story that's supposed to be the main one, about this woman whose husband died in war and she always thought that he died gloriously (because of a badge) and then end up the badge that she received was not her husband's but some admirer's, so after being a widow for like ZOMG years she remarried to that admirer.
funny story, but i like the language. :D
EHH PLEASE GO READ OK! and i decided to revive here. OTHERWISE ITS GOING TO DIE!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
+ + + 3:08 AM + + +
方大同 vids
方大同WONDERLAND未來-LIVE音樂會 @ taipei :D love his singing:) must watch:) and this live mv very nice. he move around and talk abit like jaychou:) damn nice:) this one part two. i like this part cos got hte songs i love:) cos 4 other parts:)
this one in 娛百! hes like super funny. cos like 小豬 and 小鬼 expects him to like be very quiet and in the end he talk more than expected and spoils their rundown. but its super funny:) and got nice singing:) DUH~ this one part one only. link from her for more:D
this one in 我愛黑澀會. this one is the funniest. cos 黑人 also siao siao one and 方大同 oso siao siao one. so you see two siao siao people together. i love the part where黑人 carry 方大同:) very funny. and 黑人 just dunno how to cue from his 冷笑話：）
embedding is disabled. but its really nice. MUST WATCH THIS ONE!!!
in lieu of the great dream of opening a cd shop that provides every single thing under the whole round blue-green earth, the twins have drawn up a proposal and passed it to ahma, director of _____ bank to review and decide whether our proposal has the capability for investments.
because we are an incorruptible and transparent organisation, we hereby present you with our raw proposal, unedited, and fresh from the oven.
as you see beside these words, a purple post-it. there is an edited version of the layout of the shop, but it is currently under the security of AHMA, who is still currently reviewing our proposal to decide whether to invest in our organisation.
we will try to obtain the edited version (which is neater and more organised) as soon as possible, from ahma.
all neat words and drawings are credited to jammytwin the wonderful artist. and the ugly words + ugly squarish drawings are credited to liewWANjane.
zoom may be needed to see the picture better. please use windows photo gallery for best results of zooming.
we have the obligation to inform you that, because this is a draft of our proposal (which we have not completed), there may be differences in our current and ongoing proposal and this copy that you (whoever you are) have reviewed. as i have stated above, we will try to obtain the current edited copy of our proposal (layout of the shop) from ahma as soon as possible, and present it all of you (whoever you are).
a 5 page word proposal regarding finance and the operations of the shop will be out soon, and these will also be reviewed by ahma. we hope that she will have the confidence in investing in our project. it will also be published to show our appreciation and respect of the public.
-----------
HAHA i'm trying to write it in a VERY VERY VERY formal way so ahma can DECIDE TO GIVE US MONEYYY $$$ :D like. IF I HAVE TO WRITE PROPOSAL, then its like GOD so bloody long. HAHAHA and 5 page is like an underestimation actually. ok maybe its an overestimation. i'm not very sure. :D
haha suddenly very hyper now :DD THE PERSUADE AHMA PROJECT STARTS! :D
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
+ + + 8:00 AM + + +
BIG NEWS:
THE DYNAMIC AMAZING WONDERFUL TWINS -- JAMMYTWIN+JANEYTWIN ARE GOING TO OPEN A CD-SHOP!
this cd shop is going to contain all the cds around the world, whether is it japan version/korean version/hongkong version/taiwan version of korean bands like dongbangshinki/super junior/snsd/big bang/wonder girls/ft island/ss501/kara/csjh cds, or japanese bands like chemistry/gospellers/KAT-TUN/ARASHI/NewS/W-inds./WaT/HeySayJump! or korean singers like RAIN/BoA/lee seung gi/se7en, or japanese singers like ken hirai/K/utada hikaru/yuna ito/ayaka/ayumi hamasaki/koda kumi, or unknown chinese artistes like 胡歌, or famous boybands and girlbands like fahrenheit/lollipop/S,H.E, or great composers cum singers who doesnt receive much recognition like 张悬/弦子/小宇, or mega superstars like 周杰伦/王力宏/蔡依林/孙燕姿/张韶涵/林俊杰/罗志祥/陈奕迅/张信哲/张学友 or super talented bands like 五月天/苏打绿 or wonderful singers like 李玖哲/方大同/王若琳/吴克群/李圣杰 or rising stars like SJ-M/星光一班二班三班/快乐帮/张栋梁/郭静, WE WILL HAVE ALL THE CDS RELEASED IN ASIA! (of course its cpop, jpop and kpop)
and you think we do not have DVDs? DVD deluxe versions, concert DVDs, hidden clip DVDs, official DVDs, we do have all of them, in your preference of japan version/korea version/taiwan version/hongkong version/mainland china version, and also in first press/non first-press edition.
whats better is that, you can request for CDs that you want and we will ship it in for you! so that you wont be underprivileged living in singapore compared to the rest of the world! of course, no extra shipping charges will be charged. you can also reserve any CDs / DVDs that you would like to buy, or you can be placed on a waiting list for an unreleased CD/DVD, so that you can receive your CD/DVD as soon as possible! best thing is, reservations or pre-orders do not have any additional charges imposed!!!
HOWEVER, no merchandise other than CDs and DVDs are to be sold. BUT, CDs/DVDs that come with posters or extra goodies are sold. you can purchase artiste merchandise from our other shop, which has not been under development or planning yet.
AND!!!! this CD-shop gurantees you that whatever CDs /DVDs that you buy here is cheaper than what you can find in other CD shops in singapore. HMV, CD-Rama, Sembawang, Music Junction, Laser Flair etc. we also gurantee that old albums are also available in stock, so you can find the CD you wish easily.
THIS CD SHOP WILL BEAR ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR DAMAGED CDs/DVDs SOLD TO THE CUSTOMER. REFUNDS/REPLACEMENTS WILL BE GIVEN FOR DAMAGED GOODS SOLD. the owners themselves understand the angst of buying damaged goods and rejected for refunds/replacements. VALUE FOR MONEY IS IMPORTANT and we gurantee you that the CDs/DVDs are in the best condition for sale.
TERMS AND CONDITIONS: this cd-shop strictly forbids the selling of pirated CDs. because the owners themselves understand the pain of buying CDs. and the existence of any pirated CDs are loathed and hated in 50km radius of the shop.
----------------------------------------------END OF ANNOUNCEMENT
this is a new aspiration collaboration of the 2 twins together, who will be 天下无敌! because this cd shop is so going to rock everyone's socks with its collection of CDs and DVDs!
of course, all that sock-rocking is not going to start without a name, so we're hiring people to come out with a name for this wonderful CD shop! financed by DBSK bank led by non other than the great AHMA who so generously decided to loan us money to start this business after we proposed for a loan (microfinancing)
any suggestions please leave a tag on the tagboard of himitsupimi[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com or baka-jin[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com or cheemalogystress[DOT]blogspot[DOT]com. otherwise, contact the owners through email -- wanjaneliew@yahoo.com.sg
after opening the CDshop, the 2 owner twins might expand and set up a bookstore too, but that's still under process. and besides, i can really explain books that well. TELL ME CDs, ahh OF COURSE I CAN CRAP OUT A LOT. but books? hmm maybe jammytwin might be better with that.
yeah. HOHO i feel damn funny typing all these :D and its late. WHOA. must tell ahma to come read this tomorrow :D
hahaha :D I LOVE THIS MANN!! :D dreaming about so much stuff lately. because got no test. totally 放松 until like hell.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
+ + + 8:25 AM + + +
happy birthday to ghost. 14.05.2008 happy birthday to melissa 20.05.2008 happy birthday to feather 22.05.2008
SAENGIL CHUKA HAMNIDA~
erm. actually had 9 mins but now left with 4 :( because i went to slack :( ok 3.
erm. YEAH. suddenly i got nothing to write jiayou for geog test!
shh. can you hear them? the secret conspiracies that everyone is plotting.
i cant.
i thank myself for not understanding so much sometimes. i'll be forever deluded in my nice sweet perfect world, my mind will be unwavered by the ugliness of the world, and i can remain who i am, sane and original.
inevitably, our identities are washed away by the rushing tides of the human world. if we lock ourselves up, maybe we can retain some of that us where we were born with. sometimes, its better to be like that.
-----------------------------------
today sucks :/ the durian puffs are cheering me up though! my 5th one alr! (i'm definitely going to grow fat!!!)
and do i look english pro? -_- dear instructor cum friend ms mabel li says i do. I DONT. i'm so cheena can. and i had to tell her i'm going to fail english, and she was like :O REALLY OMG. hahaa and i tell her i love to read 读者 and she totally went foaming at her mouth or something.
is it that bad, like telling people i like chinese better than english??? -_- and i was spazzing over the newest issue of 读者 (because i had nothign to do) and then later started reading. SERIOUSLY the stories in this new issue is good. but OK besides that story that's supposed to be the main one, about this woman whose husband died in war and she always thought that he died gloriously (because of a badge) and then end up the badge that she received was not her husband's but some admirer's, so after being a widow for like ZOMG years she remarried to that admirer.
funny story, but i like the language. :D
EHH PLEASE GO READ OK! and i decided to revive here. OTHERWISE ITS GOING TO DIE!
Thursday, May 8, 2008
+ + + 3:08 AM + + +
方大同 vids
方大同WONDERLAND未來-LIVE音樂會 @ taipei :D love his singing:) must watch:) and this live mv very nice. he move around and talk abit like jaychou:) damn nice:) this one part two. i like this part cos got hte songs i love:) cos 4 other parts:)
this one in 娛百! hes like super funny. cos like 小豬 and 小鬼 expects him to like be very quiet and in the end he talk more than expected and spoils their rundown. but its super funny:) and got nice singing:) DUH~ this one part one only. link from her for more:D
this one in 我愛黑澀會. this one is the funniest. cos 黑人 also siao siao one and 方大同 oso siao siao one. so you see two siao siao people together. i love the part where黑人 carry 方大同:) very funny. and 黑人 just dunno how to cue from his 冷笑話：）
embedding is disabled. but its really nice. MUST WATCH THIS ONE!!!
3 mad kids one day, decided to make a blog. and you're staring at it now. YOU GET IT? you dont? oh sad for you. poor thing, go learn some english before coming here. oh yes before i forget you must learn chinese too because its going to be full of chinese
oh yes, did i forget to add, that we really rock the whole world down until its going to crumble on your heads? better get a helmet yeah? its only $10++, you can buy from me though.
i tell you.. this blog shall be super cute, yet super emo. dun get it? better sort out your thoughts before you come here~ if you're feeling too emo, then leave (there are instructions below).
criminal 1: infamous domestic-violence machine ahma
OH YES I BEAT PEOPLE REAL HARD, ITS $1 FOR 1 HIT YOU KNOW, and i swear you'll be cured of all your coughs or something because you're never going to cough again after that OMG-mighty-powerful hit :D HEH. oh yes did i forget to tell you i'm a kid? :D
criminal 2: smart environmentally friendly and absolute cracker jammytwin
i am a good environmentalist, because i detest the use of DDT,and im part of kyoujins that go "live earth".. "neutral" and yes i know i rock at dancing can you say no!?!??! >:D oh yes, you might need to protect yourself if you're my enemy cos i'm secretly learning acupuncture with my nametag
criminal 3: mad and ready to be in a mental hospital liewWANjane
no point talking to me, because you wont understand what i'm talking about, if you ever understand what i'm talking about, good for you, if you never understand, good for you too, you're normal. and beware of my metal skin because i have developed resistance against ahma's violence
therefore, the consequences of you NOT pressing that big red cross on the top right hand corner, no you idiot! the right side! not the left! honestly are you colourblind? cant you see colour differences? yes finally you got the right button, yes press that, and BYEBYE!
whats up
the absolute favs include (not in FAVOURITE order ok)
1. 方大同
2. 蘇打綠
3. 王若琳
4. 東方神起 (aha! :D)
5. L.Lawliet aka Matsuyama Kenichi
6. Yamashita Tomahisa
7. Haruma Miura
8. Utada Hikaru
9. Rawiri in "The Whale Rider"
10. Puck in "A Midsummer's Night Dream"
11. Yamada Ryosuke(only him and not the whole hey say jump!)
12. 惡作劇2吻
oh yes. 7 and 8 apply only to criminal 3. I'M NOT THAT HIGH OVER 6 NOW, but criminal 2 is still there, and criminal 1 and 3 are hopelessly in love with 4, criminal 2 and 3 loves the music of 1, 2, and 3. criminal 1 and 2 always watches 12 and get super fed up with the characters, and everyone loves number 5
惡名昭彰榜
1. ddt -- never fails to poison people
2. zq -- never fails to bore people
3. 棒棒堂 -- never fails to snatch people's songs
4. F4 (except 仔仔)-- never fails to make people puke
5. 郭美美 -- never fails to try to act cute
6. 歐德洋 -- never fails to bore people's ears
7. BIGBANG -- never fails to kill people's ears
8. WONDERGIRLS -- never fails to kill people's ears
9. FT ISLAND -- never fails to piss people off
10. BaeSeulGi -- never fails to be criticised
11. SS501 -- never fails to try to fight dbsk and lose
12. Rain -- never fails to make himself high status
13. Johnny's Entertainment -- never fails to churn out lousy bands
i want/i need
i want a genie lamp, can you give that to me?
no thankyou, i need o levels to be abolished, unless you can give me that. THANKYOU SO MUCH KAMSAHAMNIDA ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU KAMSIA APA KHABAR 謝謝 谢谢 GRACIOS and whatever language i still know
i need tons of money too. do you want to be a kind donor to the needy fund of the musketeers (if i remember correctly there are 3 musketeers right? and the story ended stupidly having 4 musketeers)
the musketeers need more money to buy their muskets to rob robin hood which robbed the rich. :D HEH
and i need more money to collect albums!
PS: we seem kind of sad, because there are more people we hate than the people we love. AWW.
