in lieu of the great dream of opening a cd shop that provides every single thing under the whole round blue-green earth, the twins have drawn up a proposal and passed it to ahma, director of _____ bank to review and decide whether our proposal has the capability for investments.
because we are an incorruptible and transparent organisation, we hereby present you with our raw proposal, unedited, and fresh from the oven.
as you see beside these words, a purple post-it. there is an edited version of the layout of the shop, but it is currently under the security of AHMA, who is still currently reviewing our proposal to decide whether to invest in our organisation.
we will try to obtain the edited version (which is neater and more organised) as soon as possible, from ahma.
all neat words and drawings are credited to jammytwin the wonderful artist. and the ugly words + ugly squarish drawings are credited to liewWANjane.
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we have the obligation to inform you that, because this is a draft of our proposal (which we have not completed), there may be differences in our current and ongoing proposal and this copy that you (whoever you are) have reviewed. as i have stated above, we will try to obtain the current edited copy of our proposal (layout of the shop) from ahma as soon as possible, and present it all of you (whoever you are).
a 5 page word proposal regarding finance and the operations of the shop will be out soon, and these will also be reviewed by ahma. we hope that she will have the confidence in investing in our project. it will also be published to show our appreciation and respect of the public.
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HAHA i'm trying to write it in a VERY VERY VERY formal way so ahma can DECIDE TO GIVE US MONEYYY $$$ :D like. IF I HAVE TO WRITE PROPOSAL, then its like GOD so bloody long. HAHAHA and 5 page is like an underestimation actually. ok maybe its an overestimation. i'm not very sure. :D
haha suddenly very hyper now :DD THE PERSUADE AHMA PROJECT STARTS! :D
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in lieu of the great dream of opening a cd shop that provides every single thing under the whole round blue-green earth, the twins have drawn up a proposal and passed it to ahma, director of _____ bank to review and decide whether our proposal has the capability for investments.
because we are an incorruptible and transparent organisation, we hereby present you with our raw proposal, unedited, and fresh from the oven.
as you see beside these words, a purple post-it. there is an edited version of the layout of the shop, but it is currently under the security of AHMA, who is still currently reviewing our proposal to decide whether to invest in our organisation.
we will try to obtain the edited version (which is neater and more organised) as soon as possible, from ahma.
all neat words and drawings are credited to jammytwin the wonderful artist. and the ugly words + ugly squarish drawings are credited to liewWANjane.
zoom may be needed to see the picture better.
please use windows photo gallery for best results of zooming.
we have the obligation to inform you that, because this is a draft of our proposal (which we have not completed), there may be differences in our current and ongoing proposal and this copy that you (whoever you are) have reviewed. as i have stated above, we will try to obtain the current edited copy of our proposal (layout of the shop) from ahma as soon as possible, and present it all of you (whoever you are).
a 5 page word proposal regarding finance and the operations of the shop will be out soon, and these will also be reviewed by ahma. we hope that she will have the confidence in investing in our project. it will also be published to show our appreciation and respect of the public.
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HAHA i'm trying to write it in a VERY VERY VERY formal way so ahma can DECIDE TO GIVE US MONEYYY $$$ :D like. IF I HAVE TO WRITE PROPOSAL, then its like GOD so bloody long. HAHAHA and 5 page is like an underestimation actually. ok maybe its an overestimation. i'm not very sure. :D
haha suddenly very hyper now :DD THE PERSUADE AHMA PROJECT STARTS! :D
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hello
3 mad kids one day, decided to make a blog. and you're staring at it now. YOU GET IT? you dont? oh sad for you. poor thing, go learn some english before coming here. oh yes before i forget you must learn chinese too because its going to be full of chinese
oh yes, did i forget to add, that we really rock the whole world down until its going to crumble on your heads? better get a helmet yeah? its only $10++, you can buy from me though.
i tell you.. this blog shall be super cute, yet super emo. dun get it? better sort out your thoughts before you come here~ if you're feeling too emo, then leave (there are instructions below).
criminal 1: infamous domestic-violence machine ahma
OH YES I BEAT PEOPLE REAL HARD, ITS $1 FOR 1 HIT YOU KNOW, and i swear you'll be cured of all your coughs or something because you're never going to cough again after that OMG-mighty-powerful hit :D HEH. oh yes did i forget to tell you i'm a kid? :D
criminal 2: smart environmentally friendly and absolute cracker jammytwin
i am a good environmentalist, because i detest the use of DDT,and im part of kyoujins that go "live earth".. "neutral" and yes i know i rock at dancing can you say no!?!??! >:D oh yes, you might need to protect yourself if you're my enemy cos i'm secretly learning acupuncture with my nametag
criminal 3: mad and ready to be in a mental hospital liewWANjane
no point talking to me, because you wont understand what i'm talking about, if you ever understand what i'm talking about, good for you, if you never understand, good for you too, you're normal. and beware of my metal skin because i have developed resistance against ahma's violence
therefore, the consequences of you NOT pressing that big red cross on the top right hand corner, no you idiot! the right side! not the left! honestly are you colourblind? cant you see colour differences? yes finally you got the right button, yes press that, and BYEBYE!
whats up
the absolute favs include (not in FAVOURITE order ok)
1. 方大同
2. 蘇打綠
3. 王若琳
4. 東方神起 (aha! :D)
5. L.Lawliet aka Matsuyama Kenichi
6. Yamashita Tomahisa
7. Haruma Miura
8. Utada Hikaru
9. Rawiri in "The Whale Rider"
10. Puck in "A Midsummer's Night Dream"
11. Yamada Ryosuke(only him and not the whole hey say jump!)
12. 惡作劇2吻
oh yes. 7 and 8 apply only to criminal 3. I'M NOT THAT HIGH OVER 6 NOW, but criminal 2 is still there, and criminal 1 and 3 are hopelessly in love with 4, criminal 2 and 3 loves the music of 1, 2, and 3. criminal 1 and 2 always watches 12 and get super fed up with the characters, and everyone loves number 5
惡名昭彰榜
1. ddt -- never fails to poison people
2. zq -- never fails to bore people
3. 棒棒堂 -- never fails to snatch people's songs
4. F4 (except 仔仔)-- never fails to make people puke
5. 郭美美 -- never fails to try to act cute
6. 歐德洋 -- never fails to bore people's ears
7. BIGBANG -- never fails to kill people's ears
8. WONDERGIRLS -- never fails to kill people's ears
9. FT ISLAND -- never fails to piss people off
10. BaeSeulGi -- never fails to be criticised
11. SS501 -- never fails to try to fight dbsk and lose
12. Rain -- never fails to make himself high status
13. Johnny's Entertainment -- never fails to churn out lousy bands
i want/i need
i want a genie lamp, can you give that to me?
no thankyou, i need o levels to be abolished, unless you can give me that. THANKYOU SO MUCH KAMSAHAMNIDA ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU KAMSIA APA KHABAR 謝謝 谢谢 GRACIOS and whatever language i still know
i need tons of money too. do you want to be a kind donor to the needy fund of the musketeers (if i remember correctly there are 3 musketeers right? and the story ended stupidly having 4 musketeers)
the musketeers need more money to buy their muskets to rob robin hood which robbed the rich. :D HEH
and i need more money to collect albums!
PS: we seem kind of sad, because there are more people we hate than the people we love. AWW.
